Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. –
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.